Saturday, June 26, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
1/2 hour drama
Ever lasting(Non Stop) vacation from college ………..now this month is a time of attending the marriage ceremonies of the friends and family members (kya kahte hai ..lagan ka samay hai). Most of family members have been preparing for gifts and clothes (how they are going to dressed up in marriage ceremony especially for our young generation) ……..Actually what happened ……….i am explaining here….
I and my mother went to attend bride's marriage ceremony…time was 9.00 PM. Almost all the invited guests arrived there before the time….we were waiting for BARAT ...I saw there were four groups ..first group of ladies….
Second group of nice and beautiful girls ……third group of boys and last group of old aged …………
Due to late news of Barat…dinner would be going to start at 9.30 PM………during this ½ hour…….i enjoyed a lot..might be…. …you would also enjoy…………….
First group :- ladies dressed up themself with latest fashionable saries and ornaments ….one of lady was saying …chintu ki maa ne wahi sari pahne hui jo apne bahan ki saadi mai pahna tha…..other said ……unka beta 12th board mai fail ho gaya dushre ne kaha-bachhe par to dhayan hi nhi dete …………mera bete ka to job lag gaya………other were discussing… uski bahu ne saas ko ghar se nikal diya….jiski saadi hone waali hai…uska kise or ke sath chakar tha……………………………….blah blah blah……
Second group:-they were giggling in one corner of the hall. One of the beautiful girl said…that guy is continuously watching and following me. Who is that guy? Then some one said ..wo mere ghar ke samne rahta hai..uska wahi kaam hi hai…non stop staring …wo jo bagal mai hai wo bahut sweet hai..naam kya hai uska…nhi pata yaar aaj hi dekha hai….
Third group:- abbey yaar wo ladki bahut mast hai..kisse ki bahan to nhi..main apna kaam karta hu..then other friend said…chor de usko wo mere bhai ki girl friend hai..pata chalega to chorega nhi…acha thik hai uski friend se kaam chalate hai….haan yaar time pass ke liye thik hai….
Fourth group:-old aged people had been sitting on their chairs so that no one could take their chair. They were seriously waiting for dinner and Barat …..dekhe ess ghar ka Damad kaisa aane waala hai ????????…..
Bride’s family member were going to everyone and saying the same story…… how much dowry they gave? What difficulties they faced?
After a long awaited ………dinner had started now……
Ladies were shouting on their children …jao khana kha lo..nhi to khatam ho jayega…ghar jakar kuch nhi banayege…ok mummy…don’t worry …..
The crowd besides the stall was uncontrollable…people were jumping as they had never seen such delicious food ever. Hardly they bothered about anyone . every one had same state of mind ………..jaldi kha lo nhi to Barat aa jayege…stall band ho jayega……..
Pathetic situation near the ice-cream stall… one person had been eating more than one time..never ending queue and struggling for their chance.
Boys:-Abey yaar chalo wo ladki gaye chal ab khane chalte hai ..ye moka nhi milega……………
Girls:-Dekho ye yaha bhi aa gaya……chor khane par concentrate karte hai…..
Dada jii and dadi jii….again fighting with their neighbors …..mera number kab aayega??????????/////
Finally ½ hour drama……..after dinner I went home but I was mesmerizing whole situation…it led to write one new blog………………
I and my mother went to attend bride's marriage ceremony…time was 9.00 PM. Almost all the invited guests arrived there before the time….we were waiting for BARAT ...I saw there were four groups ..first group of ladies….
Second group of nice and beautiful girls ……third group of boys and last group of old aged …………
Due to late news of Barat…dinner would be going to start at 9.30 PM………during this ½ hour…….i enjoyed a lot..might be…. …you would also enjoy…………….
First group :- ladies dressed up themself with latest fashionable saries and ornaments ….one of lady was saying …chintu ki maa ne wahi sari pahne hui jo apne bahan ki saadi mai pahna tha…..other said ……unka beta 12th board mai fail ho gaya dushre ne kaha-bachhe par to dhayan hi nhi dete …………mera bete ka to job lag gaya………other were discussing… uski bahu ne saas ko ghar se nikal diya….jiski saadi hone waali hai…uska kise or ke sath chakar tha……………………………….blah blah blah……
Second group:-they were giggling in one corner of the hall. One of the beautiful girl said…that guy is continuously watching and following me. Who is that guy? Then some one said ..wo mere ghar ke samne rahta hai..uska wahi kaam hi hai…non stop staring …wo jo bagal mai hai wo bahut sweet hai..naam kya hai uska…nhi pata yaar aaj hi dekha hai….
Third group:- abbey yaar wo ladki bahut mast hai..kisse ki bahan to nhi..main apna kaam karta hu..then other friend said…chor de usko wo mere bhai ki girl friend hai..pata chalega to chorega nhi…acha thik hai uski friend se kaam chalate hai….haan yaar time pass ke liye thik hai….
Fourth group:-old aged people had been sitting on their chairs so that no one could take their chair. They were seriously waiting for dinner and Barat …..dekhe ess ghar ka Damad kaisa aane waala hai ????????…..
Bride’s family member were going to everyone and saying the same story…… how much dowry they gave? What difficulties they faced?
After a long awaited ………dinner had started now……
Ladies were shouting on their children …jao khana kha lo..nhi to khatam ho jayega…ghar jakar kuch nhi banayege…ok mummy…don’t worry …..
The crowd besides the stall was uncontrollable…people were jumping as they had never seen such delicious food ever. Hardly they bothered about anyone . every one had same state of mind ………..jaldi kha lo nhi to Barat aa jayege…stall band ho jayega……..
Pathetic situation near the ice-cream stall… one person had been eating more than one time..never ending queue and struggling for their chance.
Boys:-Abey yaar chalo wo ladki gaye chal ab khane chalte hai ..ye moka nhi milega……………
Girls:-Dekho ye yaha bhi aa gaya……chor khane par concentrate karte hai…..
Dada jii and dadi jii….again fighting with their neighbors …..mera number kab aayega??????????/////
Finally ½ hour drama……..after dinner I went home but I was mesmerizing whole situation…it led to write one new blog………………
one night before the exam
as all of us are aware , exams (esp midsems) are the least important things to worry about. just the day(sorry night) before the xam ....the girls hostel 2B block wakes up and realizes "ARRE KAL TO EXAM HAI"......
SCENE 1
( In my room. Vani's bed has big heavy books, laptop and notes- the only notes of 2B block. tulasi is watching her latest collected movie. its 7 pm ....chai peena hai phir padhna hai)
me: tulasi.....kal kounsa exam hai?
tulasi: ha!! let me watch the movie na!! ask vani
vani: dont worry ,its very easy ...you only have to read chap 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ....and u can a read a bit of last year's notes ...and some portion you have to see from the text
Scene 2:
(in jaya's room....mamta kumari ...with text book in front of her but mind wandering somewhere......jaya sleeping in deep sleep as if there is no exam. sulagna enters and bangs the door)
sulagna: ehh jaya !! wake up na !! we have to study
jaya(yawning and stretching): what is tomorrow's exam?
sulagna: abbe its xyz...did you arrange the notes
jaya:ohh its very easy ...we can finish it in one hour we'll start after dinner
sulagna: arre it will take one hour then lets complete it na and watch a movie...
arre mamta kumari mark the syllabus for me
mamta kumari:arre mujhe thik se nahi pata par mujhe ananya ne bataya hai dekho yeh padna hai yeh padhna hai......
sulagna: what is this?
mamta kumari: actually mujhe bhi nahi samajh me aa raha hai ki maine kya likha hai
scene 3
(sony's room.....sonali with lots of copies ...extra library books doing her 10th revision..puja fast asleep....sony is busy chatting....enter payal bangar and shikha with copies in hand)
payal:arre yeh topic kissi ko samajh me aaya
sony: kitne topics hai?tum log kya kya padh rahe ho ...darao mat yaar abhi start karna hai sonali se pooch lo
sonali: dekho ...blah blah blah.....
shikha: arre i dint understand anything please repeat it
sonali: time up ...i have to study
payal: ...ok shikha come ..i'll explain
scene 4:
(shivi's room .....ankita is not present in room ...she is in reading room - her second home....sneha studying one page and sleeping for an hour....recursive cycle
shivi is studying)
alll: CR ....give us sir's notes and tell important questions ....call karke sir ko pooch na ......ya phir mass bunk karte hain na
shivi: arre mass bunk mein karna chahti hun ....but ....dedo na bahut simple hai
scene 5:
(its 11 oclock...every body assembled in my room)
tulasi giving lecture to manisha sutar,sulagna,mamta kumari on her bed
me, jaya, sony discussing a topic
sulagna: arre teach me this na ...i dont want to read it myself
tulasi : eeehe ask jaya
jaya: arre i'll teach from notes ....blah blah blah wait i have a doubt ....vani how to do this
vani: blah blah
different people taught sulagna different topics ....and she learnt everything from everyone .....finally ...every body goes to respective rooms ....
sony:.....puja oootho....oootho 12 baj gaya kal xam hai!!!!!
SCENE 1
( In my room. Vani's bed has big heavy books, laptop and notes- the only notes of 2B block. tulasi is watching her latest collected movie. its 7 pm ....chai peena hai phir padhna hai)
me: tulasi.....kal kounsa exam hai?
tulasi: ha!! let me watch the movie na!! ask vani
vani: dont worry ,its very easy ...you only have to read chap 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ....and u can a read a bit of last year's notes ...and some portion you have to see from the text
Scene 2:
(in jaya's room....mamta kumari ...with text book in front of her but mind wandering somewhere......jaya sleeping in deep sleep as if there is no exam. sulagna enters and bangs the door)
sulagna: ehh jaya !! wake up na !! we have to study
jaya(yawning and stretching): what is tomorrow's exam?
sulagna: abbe its xyz...did you arrange the notes
jaya:ohh its very easy ...we can finish it in one hour we'll start after dinner
sulagna: arre it will take one hour then lets complete it na and watch a movie...
arre mamta kumari mark the syllabus for me
mamta kumari:arre mujhe thik se nahi pata par mujhe ananya ne bataya hai dekho yeh padna hai yeh padhna hai......
sulagna: what is this?
mamta kumari: actually mujhe bhi nahi samajh me aa raha hai ki maine kya likha hai
scene 3
(sony's room.....sonali with lots of copies ...extra library books doing her 10th revision..puja fast asleep....sony is busy chatting....enter payal bangar and shikha with copies in hand)
payal:arre yeh topic kissi ko samajh me aaya
sony: kitne topics hai?tum log kya kya padh rahe ho ...darao mat yaar abhi start karna hai sonali se pooch lo
sonali: dekho ...blah blah blah.....
shikha: arre i dint understand anything please repeat it
sonali: time up ...i have to study
payal: ...ok shikha come ..i'll explain
scene 4:
(shivi's room .....ankita is not present in room ...she is in reading room - her second home....sneha studying one page and sleeping for an hour....recursive cycle
shivi is studying)
alll: CR ....give us sir's notes and tell important questions ....call karke sir ko pooch na ......ya phir mass bunk karte hain na
shivi: arre mass bunk mein karna chahti hun ....but ....dedo na bahut simple hai
scene 5:
(its 11 oclock...every body assembled in my room)
tulasi giving lecture to manisha sutar,sulagna,mamta kumari on her bed
me, jaya, sony discussing a topic
sulagna: arre teach me this na ...i dont want to read it myself
tulasi : eeehe ask jaya
jaya: arre i'll teach from notes ....blah blah blah wait i have a doubt ....vani how to do this
vani: blah blah
different people taught sulagna different topics ....and she learnt everything from everyone .....finally ...every body goes to respective rooms ....
sony:.....puja oootho....oootho 12 baj gaya kal xam hai!!!!!
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